A few driving rulesDriving here is a little different let us give you a few rules so you'll be safe and not too surprised. Turning and signaling - If there is no oncoming traffic, a turn should take about 1 minute, longer if you need to adjust the radio. If you’re accused of not signaling, just say you “Saca mi lengua”. This means you slightly turned your head and stuck out your tongue in the direction you turned. Morally this is all that is required! We once tried using an arm signal to show that we were going to stop, upon seeing the arm and hand turned down, the driver behind us immediately passed us, pulled in front of us to force us to stop, and ask us if something was wrong! Parking - Where can you park? Easy! Anywhere there is a good asphalt or cement road. However, you’re only allowed to park on the highway to answer your cell phone if it is an important call. If you are on a motor scooter the call doesn’t need to be that important, because your vehicle takes up less road space and cars can more easily go around you. If two cars, on each side of the road stop, totally blocking traffic, just pull over and look for something else to do. Road rage - If you make a mistake and almost cause an accident, hope that the other driver gets mad because only then can you regain the moral high-ground (See previous section on Cultural Differences about getting mad.). As long as you have the high-ground, everyone around you will say it was the other’s fault.
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